Announcing Mirage Sale, 25% Off!
Big dog neck ties, little dog bow ties, mesh harnesses, pearl dog necklaces, (I’m doing this from memory) Smoochers, and designer ties for dogs. (But cats can wear them, too.
My cat Joey is bigger than lots of dogs. I buy him dog collars.)
Anyway, the items displayed here are for sale, and I am duty-bound to pass the savings on to customers. If I don’t implement it, Fido ‘n Fluffy will give me the ‘evil eye’.
Better still, it will be a flat 25% off discount so that I- I mean Fido ‘n Fluffy- won’t have to figure out which is 5%, which is 10%, etc. They’d rather pay for it than do the extra math required. Plus there’s no apps for them to use the keyboard (not the piano kind of keyboard) yet.
So I’ll just post the all pictures of dog accessories here so that I won’t have to blog about each and every sale item! 😀
But why spend money on non-practical items of mere vanity? (This is a throw-a-pie-in-the-face kind of question, I know.)
The Burberry tie on your big pooch, or little pooch. The colorful, mesh dog harnesses you can even use for your cats. (A lot of cat owners are now walking their cats for regular exercise.) The metallic bone collars. The pearl necklaces on your pooch that would steal attention away from celebs on Hollywood Boulevard. Srsly.
But the happy faces on your pets when you adorn them with those things, and the ever recurring “Aww’s” they elicit … priceless.
Where the price is right! 😀